OkCupid, That's Creepy As Fuck.

 

Seriously? I’ve met my first asshole on OKC! And he messaged me too *shudders*.  

Seriously? I’ve met my first asshole on OKC! And he messaged me too *shudders*.  

I feel like we should start rating “nice guys” on a scale of 1-5 fedoras. Easy short hand for how big of a whiny asshole you’re dealing with!

Yesssssss. I approve of this submission!
jailbaitdoll asked
Can we submit via mobile? I have a truly golden screenshot from MeetMe (not OkCupid, but it's pretty much the same.)

I think the only way is to use your phone’s browser and go to wtfokcreepy.tumblr.com/submit and do it that way.. Other than that I don’t know.. can any of my followers be of assistance?

Hi!

So I was the one who posted about the guy who sent me a message saying ‘I can’t seem to pick anyone, not even you. Sry.’ I just wanted to thank you for your reply. Yes, most of the guys who message me on there are not people I’m interested in, but I never act like an asshole (unless they are being absolutely disgusting, by objectifying me or treating me like a booty call). I’ve gone off the site for a bit because certain jerks have made me want to take a breather and the ones who did have potential have suddenly disabled their profiles. But thanks so much for your reply. You are an incredibly amazing person, and your blog is an absolute delight (although it is at the expense of all the poor souls who receive crappy messages)  - anyone who says otherwise is wrong. Keep up he good work. 

Thank you! You’re a doll. And no one deserves to hear that. It’s just unnecessary. You aren’t interested? Fine, move along! No need to send a message out of nowhere. It’s like he thinks he’s complimenting you or something, I don’t even know.

bundlesofquestions asked
I was offered to be a moderator on OK Cupid and was trying to decide between doing so or not. Thanks for solidifying my decision to never do that, I wouldn't be able to handle the mind boggling stupidity on the site

Hahahahaha. I loved being a moderator. I miss it. It gave me something to do when I was bored. But I totally get it. And actually, most of the stuff put up for review is like… “I’m reporting you for putting up pictures of your dog” which is in the terms if service to be deleted, but still. Not nearly as entertaining. Or else people just think you’re ugly. Literally, I’ve had to vote on reported profiles and photos that actually list “they’re ugly” as the reason for reporting them. Just stupid.

poppunkvampire:

well I found my high school rapist on okcupid
which allows me to out this fucker
this man is named Ian Dickinson. he lives in Vancouver WA and he is 24 years old. when I was 16 and he was 19, he and an accomplice (who I will not out for personal reasons) assaulted me in his bed while I cried and begged them to stop. when I told him afterwards that what he had done wasn’t ok, he told me I shouldn’t have worn the skirt I had on and I deserved it, and then he laughed. we were both sober.
he’s studying Engineering at Clark Community College in Vancouver. stay away from him.

Stay safe, ladies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

poppunkvampire:

well I found my high school rapist on okcupid

which allows me to out this fucker

this man is named Ian Dickinson. he lives in Vancouver WA and he is 24 years old. when I was 16 and he was 19, he and an accomplice (who I will not out for personal reasons) assaulted me in his bed while I cried and begged them to stop. when I told him afterwards that what he had done wasn’t ok, he told me I shouldn’t have worn the skirt I had on and I deserved it, and then he laughed. we were both sober.

he’s studying Engineering at Clark Community College in Vancouver. stay away from him.

Stay safe, ladies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submission:

I wish I had taken a screenshot of this, but I didn’t. Today, a guy messages me on OKC, after we have visited each other’s profile a couple of times, and says, ‘I can’t seem to pick anyone here, not even you. Sry.’ I just responded with ‘Like I care. You were kinda cute but your message negates that. Thanks, asshole.’ Really, why visit someone’s profile a few times and then say something rude? The amount of assholes I have encountered there is putting me off online dating and ready to punch everyone. 

My Answer:

Because some people are fun-sucking assholes and if they’re not having a good time, why should you? They can’t find a date, so they feel the need to tell you why you aren’t worthy. So, they hope that by saying something rude, they’ll knock you down a peg and have you feeling as shitty as they do. In theory. Of course, you don’t. Because you’re a normal person who doesn’t give a fuck why you aren’t good enough for some douchebag stranger. Who, by sending that message, proved exactly why it is them who isn’t worthy of you, darling.

If you view my profile multiple times and don’t message me, I’ve already written you off as “not an option” I’m not shy, if I’m interested, I’ll message you. I’ll find something to say. I’ll tell you that your shoes match your shirt in your third picture and it reminded me of the time I showed up at work with socks that were the complete opposite color of my accessories and it almost got me sent home (ahh, retail.). So, if you’ve viewed my profile more than once, and I’ve viewed yours as well, knock it the fuck off, message me or go away. I don’t have time for people who want to sit around on dating sites and wait for people to message them.

90% of the time, the people who message me aren’t people I’m attracted to, or who are even realistically worth my time (ie, they’re assholes, looking for sex, literally crazy, or all of the above.) I’ve had to send the first message to basically all but one of the guys I’ve met. Stop pussyfooting around and message people! What’s gonna happen if they aren’t interested? They don’t respond? OH, THE AGONY. Christ, it’s not like they’re gonna track you down and show up at your house with all of your friends, family, and neighbors just to publicly reject you because you messaged them. Most people aren’t horrible to you unless you in some way deserve it. If you’re a bigoted creep, yes, I’m going to attack you for messaging me. If you’re treating me like a booty call, yes, I’m going to attack you for messaging me. If you attack me, or someone I know, or anyone else for that matter, in your message or on your profile, yes, I’m going to attack you for messaging me.. But if you’re a normal fucking person who is messaging me genuinely to see if we have anything in common or if there’s mutual interest, NO, I’m not going to attack you! I’ll probably just thank you for messaging me or leave you alone entirely. 

Sorry, I got off topic. This guys a dumbass and he probably was slightly interested but couldn’t hold his shit together long enough to come up with something worth-while to say to you and got upset that you didn’t say anything either. Therefore, deciding that you aren’t worth his time, and making you worthy of a rude message. Don’t sweat it, hun. He’s a loon.

Could someone please explain the joke, because I don’t get it?
Thanks for the submission.. Okay, I read it 4 times trying to understand and all I’m coming up with is that he’s talking about a dog. A lot of dogs, mine included, run/yip/bark/whimper/twitch in their sleep when they’re dreaming about whatever. Being chased, burying a bone? I don’t know, I’m not a dog. So finally, after reading it for the 4th time I almost think I might know? He’s talking about a dog who was dreaming about being chased by another dog for the past three nights and was “running” in her sleep, therefore, she’s still tired?
I don’t know. If it’s not that then I have no idea.
Either way, it’s a stupid, not even funny joke and a bad message in general. I mean if it takes deductive reasoning and extra back-story on someone elses part to make a joke make sense, then it just isn’t a good joke.
Can anyone further explain this “joke”.. Especially if I’m totally wrong?

Could someone please explain the joke, because I don’t get it?

Thanks for the submission.. Okay, I read it 4 times trying to understand and all I’m coming up with is that he’s talking about a dog. A lot of dogs, mine included, run/yip/bark/whimper/twitch in their sleep when they’re dreaming about whatever. Being chased, burying a bone? I don’t know, I’m not a dog. So finally, after reading it for the 4th time I almost think I might know? He’s talking about a dog who was dreaming about being chased by another dog for the past three nights and was “running” in her sleep, therefore, she’s still tired?

I don’t know. If it’s not that then I have no idea.

Either way, it’s a stupid, not even funny joke and a bad message in general. I mean if it takes deductive reasoning and extra back-story on someone elses part to make a joke make sense, then it just isn’t a good joke.

Can anyone further explain this “joke”.. Especially if I’m totally wrong?

tattooedteacupsofcuriouserlands asked
I have been following your blog for a while and I would have to say that you are without a doubt the most freakin beautiful and intelligent person that I have ever had the pleasure of following. And I mean beautiful as in your mind, soul, intelligence, etc. You are so freakin awesome and you have made my day :)

Hi, I love you. This message made me smile. A+. You da fuckin best.