OkCupid, That's Creepy As Fuck.

 

He’s super sincere, you guys.. 
I was wondering why he had no picture when he messaged me.. I didn’t bother to look at his profile because I saw no point.. Well, I did today before posting this to see if there was anything worth adding. 
I figured out why he still has no profile picture up! HE’S MARRIED.
Messaging girls 20 years younger than him.
Who’s profiles literally say “I’m not interested in anyone more than ten years older than me. Sorry. Also, married men, please don’t waste your time. I’m not here for that.”
But whatever. Who cares? He’s SPECIAL. He’s only 43 you guys! AND HE’S SINCERE. Surely I could make an exception to my rule.
No.
No, I cannot.

He’s super sincere, you guys.. 

I was wondering why he had no picture when he messaged me.. I didn’t bother to look at his profile because I saw no point.. Well, I did today before posting this to see if there was anything worth adding. 

I figured out why he still has no profile picture up! HE’S MARRIED.

Messaging girls 20 years younger than him.

Who’s profiles literally say “I’m not interested in anyone more than ten years older than me. Sorry. Also, married men, please don’t waste your time. I’m not here for that.”

But whatever. Who cares? He’s SPECIAL. He’s only 43 you guys! AND HE’S SINCERE. Surely I could make an exception to my rule.

No.

No, I cannot.

Just because a woman does not want to sleep with you, does not mean she is a lesbian.

Lesbian is not an insult.

Using it as an insult makes you an asshole.

Feminism does not mean that you hate men.

Also, that was an assumption on your part because my profile says nothing about feminism.

However, you are a cunt-nugget and I will make sure you never get to spread your “liquid gold”.

I’m not kidding. His profile actually says “My seed is liquid gold.”

Ladies, for your sanity, please don’t become involved with this piece of shit. And for fuck’s sake, please don’t sleep with him. Ever. Also, tell him he’s a cunt, because.. Well, he is a cunt.

Ladies and gentleman: Today’s asshole of the day is:

Dan!

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hderyckw asked
Hi there. :) Just wanted to say I signed up for Tumblr as a direct result of my repeat visits to your blog. Reading the shit that you and your followers post makes me feel like I owe you and the rest of the women on OkCupid an apology on behalf of mankind. I know I'm not the first person to say that to you, but it doesn't make it any less true. I can't fathom what it must be like to be a girl on that fuckin' site. Good luck and stay strong, ma'am. Cheers from another fan. :)

You did nothing wrong, so you don’t owe anyone an apology for men creepy boy-like weirdos. They owe the world an apology for themselves. But you existing and not being one (thus far that I’ve noticed) is apology enough. Actually apologizing doesn’t do much besides make people question your sincerity. So it’s best to just let them learn themselves that they’re not ALL lunatics. :]

visenyasbraids asked
All these anons who come crying to you about being alone (because they're irredeemable shitbags irl most likely) scare me now in light of Elliot Rodger. I feel like every one of them who goes on about being such a nice guy and about how women are dumb cunts could potentially snap. Anyways, you're way nicer to them than I'd be so kudos to you sis.

I can’t believe I just saw this message.

Thanks lovie, you’re a doll. And I agree, it’s terrifying how many people think it’s perfectly acceptable to flip their shit over someone they don’t even know not being interested. You don’t even know them, they shouldn’t have that much power over your view of yourself!

scon89 asked
I was hoping for your thoughts on messaging a girl a third time if she didn't respond to the first or second. I don't generally follow the practice of multiple messaging if no response, but there is a girl whose profile and match questions really stood out for me. I sent a second message, about a week after the first, got her to look at my profile again, and still no response. Any thoughts on that or anyway to get a third look without messaging? Thanks in advance for any help!

If she’s never responded to any of your messages I’d say no. Leave her alone, she’s obviously not interested. If she was she would have messaged back, and if she comes around or whatever, she needs to do so on her own terms. 

You can go rate her profile highly if you want to and play it off as a “oh you showed up in quickmatch” if she gets weirded out and says something.. But that’s still a bit weird and I’m going to advise you not to lie to ladies you’re interested in.. Or anyone in general in hopes of knowing them.

Honestly, you need to just let it go unless you wish to come off as overly persistent (ie. obsessive) and creepy. Maybe she’ll look back into old messages or happen upon your profile on accident some time and end up talking to you. Things happen. But don’t try to make them happen by multiple messaging a girl who hasn’t once responded to you. She’s not interested. It may just be for right now. She may have shit going on. She may never be interested.. But you don’t know her, therefore it isn’t your business her reasoning. It’s hers. If she messages you or takes a look at your profile later, then feel free to look at her profile as well or message her back. If she doesn’t: It’s best to leave her be.

cl0ckwatching asked
Hi!! I'd really like to submit a revolting Tinder message I got once (I know it's not OKCupid, but it's truly ridiculous) but I'm not sure how? I tried finding your submissions page, but I got a "page unavailable" thing.

Sorry! SOOOO SOOO SORRY GUYS. I had turned off submissions because some douche-nozzle had been harassing me anonymously so I turned off submissions and anonymous messages and completely forgot. Submissions will be back up in like two seconds!

peace-love-insanity asked
Hi, I'm trying to figure out how to submit some screenshots? Just had an interaction I would love to submit!

Hey! Im not sure if the mobile app lets you submit or not, so if you’re doing it from your phone I can’t really help.. But there’s a link in the side bar or you can just go to wtfokcreepy.tumblr.com/submit from your computer or your phone’s internet browser. :]

thenerdfighterkid asked
A guy on there thinks I'm not replying to him because men are 'visual' and women measure the attractiveness of men of scent?? He thinks I'm not messaging him because I can't smell him....

So.. what does he want you to do? Meet up with him so you can sniff him before making your final decision? I’m beyond words right now.

First thing on the dude’s profile was a list of usernames of girls who had “stood him up” and he seems surprised that it’s not impressive (or surprising) golly
Thanks for submitting this. I can’t possibly think of any logical reason someone would stand him up….. He just seems like a fantastic person to be around. And I’m sorry but “cuntroach” is probably the stupidest insult I have ever seen in my life. Just wow.

First thing on the dude’s profile was a list of usernames of girls who had “stood him up” and he seems surprised that it’s not impressive (or surprising) golly

Thanks for submitting this. I can’t possibly think of any logical reason someone would stand him up….. He just seems like a fantastic person to be around. And I’m sorry but “cuntroach” is probably the stupidest insult I have ever seen in my life. Just wow.

Too restrictive, eh?

Riiiiiight…

Thank you for submitting this.. But dude..

ALEJANDRO, YOU NEED TO STOP BEING SO PICKY. THESE ARE JUST RIDICULOUS STANDARDS WOMEN JUST COULDN’T POSSIBLY MEET. Christ. No wonder you’re single. <3 <3 <3 Love you, bitch.

the white house released this video on sexual assault that actually targets men, telling them not to rape, rather than telling women not to be raped. please watch this.

(Source: cocoatiede)

Oh yeah, nothing like an egotistical blowhole, who thinks ‘I deserve a chance to get to know him’, to get me weak in the knees. 
Gross. Thanks for the submission! Why wouldn&#8217;t you be interested.. He&#8217;s obviously SO worthy of your time. *vomits*

Oh yeah, nothing like an egotistical blowhole, who thinks ‘I deserve a chance to get to know him’, to get me weak in the knees. 

Gross. Thanks for the submission! Why wouldn’t you be interested.. He’s obviously SO worthy of your time. *vomits*

demomanx asked
I'm still trying to wrap my head around how these guys are sending those crazy ass messages. Like how you type something like that, think to yourself "everything will go great after I send this" it's a strange world we live in.

Desperation does strange things to your brain, I guess.